Introduction

Why it was only this morning that the children awoke me after a long night of drinking with a chorus of "mine, Mine, Mine, no mine". Well hangovers are the mothers of invention and to stop the constant fighting I went to work with a handful of FIMO and created the "Eeny Meeny Miney Die"™. This time and life saving invention began with a splitting headache and ended fighting in our house forever. Hyperbole like this can't write it self. I was able to combine my two loves bickering children and gambling and came up with 2010's hot new family pacification device. I am not talking about some crazy digital Time-out timer, or another Pedia-tentury. No the Eeny Meeny Miney Die™ is a fully scalable randomizer that teaches important life lessons such as Probability, and fair-play and of course "life sucks". Using a proprietary statistical formula and the same 3D technology used in "Wallace and Gromit" I have been able to give my children the ability solve some of the most common problems that confound them. Such as "Whose turn is it?" , "Who has to go up first for a bath?" and "Who gets to pour Daddy another drink?"